I’M NOT AWAKE ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT – THE SWEATER FOR EVERY MORNING

This isn’t just a sweater — it’s a whole mood.
Made for those mornings when caffeine hasn’t kicked in,
and small talk feels like a personal attack.

It’s for the overworked, the night owls,
and anyone who’s just trying to survive another Monday.
You’re not grumpy — you’re just not awake enough for this shit.

Clean design. Soft, heavyweight fabric.
Perfect balance between comfort and attitude.

Throw it on before work, the gym, or that one meeting you didn’t ask for.
It’ll speak for you before you have to say a word.

Simple. Honest. Relatable.
Because some days, the vibe is pure survival mode.

Fabric Description:
Made from a heavyweight cotton-poly blend that’s soft on the inside and built to last. The interior features a smooth fleece lining for warmth and comfort, while the exterior keeps a clean, structured look even after multiple washes. It’s durable, cozy, and perfect for everyday wear — from chilly mornings to late-night hangs.

Limited edition. Fast shipping from NYC. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Questions? DM us @toyaquiofficial or email toyaqui@gmail.com